… is to fart.
That’s what’s holding everything up. Ugh. Send tooting vibes today.
Update 12/26/15 8:00am – still no toots. Will be talking with the doc to determine plan of action since I’m now losing weight. The IV can only provide so much.
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All I can Do is Smile 
My boys are professional tooters. I’ll see if they’ve got any advice for you. Because seriously. I live in a house of gas passers.
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Lmao! I would love to know what advice the boys would have. They always have little gems. 😉
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We should send Phoebe down to assist in showing a example! Love you guys.!
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Lol! Love you!
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Toot toot!
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🙂
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Visions of cabbage, ducks and barking spiders danced in their heads. Poot! Greatest gift ever! Keep kicking ass, we are beyond impressed with your strength and your spirit… you are loved!!
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Thank you!
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I can empathize with you here. Mandatory after any abdominal procedure. Sending sweet relief wishes your way.
Merry Christmas!
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Thank you!
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You should try some of Fiona’s formula!
I am not sure what kind of ton-ton milk farm they get this stuff from, but i am pretty sure there is a demons mouth inhabiting my daughters diapers!!
Looks like mom, farts like dad!
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Lmfao. Also I love your screen name.
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Sending you gassy wishes your way!! Merry Christmas Ishikawas!
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Thanks!!
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Make sure to tell Santa your holiday wish of passing gas…who knows, maybe he can help you out. 🙂
Here’s to getting a barking spider from Santa.
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When I had a c-section they did this. I couldn’t leave until I farted to make sure everything was back in working order. But I mean come on how do they expect you to fart on Jell-O ? After some time I think I ended up faking it and was like “oh yeah that just happened” ( not that you should do that). We are rooting for you!! Keep positive and have some bean dip.
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I was half tempted, believe me!
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